Happy 2020!

HFBFZ. Hope you had a zappy #Zappadan. It's probably going to take you a week to listen to the #HotRats box set so in between disc changes, come on over to #Bandcamp and download Unsmigitated Audcaity, a unique electonic interpretation of #Zappa classics, FREE through tonight. . If Frank were still here, he'd probably recommend you listen to Manofgod, the album that killed #BernardLaw, released on this date in 2017, featuring the #Hannukah staple "#Niggun Lover". . On another note, Professional Static, released on my birthday in 2017, is once again available on iTunes and other streaming services. For licensing reasons, the retail version no longer includes "Teresa" but you can still download the track for free on jmsmig.bandcamp.com. . #Music is the best. Namahalom. Oh, yeah. Don't forget about the modern Christmas classic "Massive Elves". Stream it now or get in at Bandcamp b/w "#Kwanzaa Lady".

HFT

Stella's Secret

Metal Meditations (Complete): All three volumes now in one set. Bug and Buy: https://jmsmig.bandcamp.com/album/metal-meditations-complete

Peaches En Regalia (revised): Uploaded a new mix due to a previously missed audio glitch. I'd apologize for any earaches but it's not as though you paid to listen. Full size ears recommended for best listening. Listen/download at jmsmig.bandcamp.com Revised mix available soon at MP3 retailers and streaming services.

Illuminatis and Beer, new EP on Bandcamp and CD Baby.

Massive Elves (work in progress, mono demo). Halloween is passé to us Salem natives so I'm getting a headstart on Christmas. Preview & pre-order: jmsmig.bandcamp.com

On this day of thanks, I just want to thank everyone who checked out the Fandalism page. Nearly 169,000 views since the first post on August 2013. I'm retiring the page since all of the music can be heard elsewhere. So thanks for listening and you can really show your appreciation by buying it at your favorite online music retailer. Buy music, dammit.

"Batwanger - Volume 1: Deliverance". 21 sonic slices of six-string psychedelia and sundries for sophisticated schizophrenics. First volume of a lo-fi compilation of jams, covers and originals. Go to www.jmsmig.com for details.

The Happy Satan store. Buy bumper stickers and other unnecessary crap. All proceeds fund future musical projects. Support the arts, dammit.

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Cover Art: "Hiss In Vinegar".

Cover art: "Music For Sophisticated Schizophrenics".

Advertisement: "Slave To The Music".

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Advertisement: "Hiss In Vinegar".

Kwanzaa Lady

Ho Ho Mo! It's that time of year again: "Massive Elves" b/w "Kwanzaa Lady" on Bandcamp, both available on most streaming services. FREE PROMO DOWNLOADS while they last. PIck a code, any code. First come, first serve. jmsmig.bandcamp.com

Zoot Allures (mono reduction)

Dog Meat (mono reduction)

Bebop Tango (mono reduction)

Peaches En Regalia (mono reduction)

Watermelon In Easter Hay (mono reduction)

Happy New Year

Cacadoowee Waltz

Apocalyptic Sunset at Harvard

Santa's Last Buzz

Vertex Seating

Cobalt Blood Elegy

Salid Bun

Alpha Top 'Buse

Vertex Seating

Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard & Unsmigitated Audacity: 2 new albums arriving 10/12. Special cheap prick pre-order price of $1. Even more cheap prickery: FREE DOWNLOADS remaining for the Bandcamp catalog. #YumCodes are listed on album pages. Eat 'em and file! http://jmsmig.bandcamp.com

CDW Waltz (demo from the forthcoming release Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard. Pre-order at jmsmig.bandcamp.com.

New Year's Eve (demo)

Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard (demo)

Julie's Hard Bumblebee. Demo from a work in progress. jmsmig.bandcamp.com

Peaches En Regalia (revised mix). Listen/download at jmsmig.bandcamp.com Revised mix available soon at MP3 retailers and streaming services.

HFBRRK wherever your energy may be.

Peaches en Regalia (Full version)

Peaches En Regalia: now available at jmsmig.bandcamp.com. Available soon at all retailers and streaming services...except Apple. No iTunes for you. Full size ears recommended for best listening.

Peaches En Regalia (Preliminary mix). Retail single pending final mix & legal clearance. Stream at jmsmig.bandcamp.com

Apocalyptic Sunset at Harvard: New music under construction. Video filmed at the overpass by Harvard Stadium, August 1, 2019.

Rainbow Bridge: Time lapse video of the MBTA train bridge underpass, Central Square, Lynn, Massachusetts, July 29, 2019. Music: "Seepage (Genitalia)". Hear the current full revision at jmsmig.bandcamp.com.

"Seepage (Genitalia)": promo video for the upcoming album Unsmigitated Audacity. Work in progress. Check jmsmig.bandcamp.com for revisions.

Seepage (Genitalia): Another preview from the forthcoming release "Unsmigitated Audacity". More info at jmsmig.bandcamp.com

Shebop Mango: another preview from the secret project "UA",

Bron-Yr-Aur Butt Baby

Son of Dada Gada

Dog Meat

Dog / Meat

Watermelon In Keister Gay - Sonic sketch from a secret project under construction.

Clarinet Cornhole

Throwing Out Love Notes (Remastered)

Fill Up Yer Glass (Remastered)

The Reincarnation of Lapper Teatmore (Remastered)

Emission Nocturne (2018 Revision)

Black Coffee Waltz (2018 Revision)

St. Patrick's Gay

Narcissus Vs. Carl Sagan (2018 Revision): I. The Method of Jonny Mac

Narcissus Vs. Carl Sagan (2018 Revision) : II. Hawking Loogies

Narcissus Vs. Carl Sagan (2018 Revision): III. Black Holes Ain't So Black

The Electric Paganini Clit Tickler (2018 Revision)

Pissing Hard on a Rainy Morning (2018 Revision)

Ode to J.

Tempin' Circumstance

lluminatis and Beer

Dead Men Don't Play Jazz (Disco Version)

Christmas Limbo

Air Cushion Variations: No. 1

Air Cushion Variations: No. 2

Air Cushion Variations: No. 3

Air Cushion Variations: No. 4

Air Cushion Variations: No. 5

Air Cushion Variations: No. 6

Air Cushion Variations: No. 7

David's Ascension

The Omnipresent Voyeur: I. Fapping to the Universe

The Omnipresent Voyeur: II. He Likes to Watch

The Omnipresent Voyeur: III. Two Marys, One Christ

Amazing Grace

Crank Calls from Heaven

Purgatory Wells

Salivation

4'33" (Arrangement for Laptop, Remastered)

4'33" (Arrangement for Laptop, Extended Dance Mix)

B. Chocha - "Verde Irresistible"

Kwanzaa Lady Available on Bandcamp, CD Baby, & all major streaming services.

Ho! Ho! Mo! New Christmas single available at most retailers.

I Know What Your Dad Did

It's Only Avant-Garde the First Time

Upsidedown Star of David

Influenza Da Vida

Pesky Recall

Bebe LaVodka

Me Too Horny

Angie Gangbang

The Priest Came Last

Your Kids Aren't Autistic, They're Just Molested

Ricky Licky Lapham

Guys With Pies

You Wear Rings Because You Hit Like a Girl (Not That There's Anything Wrong With Being a Girl)

Slick Vic the Spick Licks Chicks With Dicks Unless They're Micks With Little Pricks

That Spick Puts the Spick in Spick and Span

Michael Verdugo

Ring Around the Dildo