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J. M. Smig - Composer, Guitar, Electronic Production
RIP F'in Covid Breeder
Uploaded 2 years ago
What are you looking for from Fandalism?
Shameless self-promotion. Most of my catalog is available on streaming services with the exception of Apple/iTunes, Bandcamp for direct sales.
Official website: http://www.JMSmig.com
Official website: http://www.JMSmig.com
What gear do you use?
So this is where I provide info for potential thieves taking inventory?
Are you in a band? Have you been in bands?
Medicine Hat, Batwanger, The Sloppy Seconds, The Vibrator Society
If you could jam with anyone, who would it be?
The Ramones
What's the biggest audience you ever performed to? What's the smallest?
Memorable performance: Sloppy Seconds serenading a crowd of vegan lesbians with Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" and premiering the original version "Kwanzaa Lady" with lyrics.
You're stuck on a desert island and only get to bring one album with you. What do you pick?
Metal Machine Music, but it really wouldn't make a difference since desert islands don't have electricity, let alone music players.
...and with that last post, my Fandalism page passed the #million view mark. Thank you for your patronage.
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jmsmig.bandcamp.com
#1millionviews #onemillionviews #classicalmusic #contemporaryclassical #edm #electronica #electronicmusic #garagerock #guitar #modernclassical #nujazz #progressiverock #salem #salemma #salemmassachusetts #witchcity



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It's #BandcampFriday! The Crazy Covid special continues with albums for $1.90 and singles for $1.09, including the latest release “RIP F'in Covid Breeder”!
Whatta bahgun!
Feel free to hold your breath for #freedownloads.
http://jmsmig.bandcamp.com
#bandcamp #edm #electronicmusic #electronic #indietronica #nudisco #nujazz #progressiverock



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Happy 2020!



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HFBFZ. Hope you had a zappy #Zappadan. It's probably going to take you a week to listen to the #HotRats box set so in between disc changes, come on over to #Bandcamp and download Unsmigitated Audcaity, a unique electonic interpretation of #Zappa classics, FREE through tonight.
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If Frank were still here, he'd probably recommend you listen to Manofgod, the album that killed #BernardLaw, released on this date in 2017, featuring the #Hannukah staple "#Niggun Lover".
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On another note, Professional Static, released on my birthday in 2017, is once again available on iTunes and other streaming services. For licensing reasons, the retail version no longer includes "Teresa" but you can still download the track for free on jmsmig.bandcamp.com.
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#Music is the best. Namahalom.
Oh, yeah. Don't forget about the modern Christmas classic "Massive Elves". Stream it now or get in at Bandcamp b/w "#Kwanzaa Lady".



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HFT



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Stella's Secret



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Metal Meditations (Complete): All three volumes now in one set.
Bug and Buy: https://jmsmig.bandcamp.com/album/metal-meditations-complete



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Peaches En Regalia (revised):
Uploaded a new mix due to a previously missed audio glitch. I'd apologize for any earaches but it's not as though you paid to listen.
Full size ears recommended for best listening.
Listen/download at jmsmig.bandcamp.com
Revised mix available soon at MP3 retailers and streaming services.



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Illuminatis and Beer, new EP on Bandcamp and CD Baby.



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Massive Elves (work in progress, mono demo). Halloween is passé to us Salem natives so I'm getting a headstart on Christmas. Preview & pre-order: jmsmig.bandcamp.com



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On this day of thanks, I just want to thank everyone who checked out the Fandalism page. Nearly 169,000 views since the first post on August 2013. I'm retiring the page since all of the music can be heard elsewhere. So thanks for listening and you can really show your appreciation by buying it at your favorite online music retailer. Buy music, dammit.



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"Batwanger - Volume 1: Deliverance". 21 sonic slices of six-string psychedelia and sundries for sophisticated schizophrenics. First volume of a lo-fi compilation of jams, covers and originals. Go to www.jmsmig.com for details.



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The Happy Satan store. Buy bumper stickers and other unnecessary crap. All proceeds fund future musical projects. Support the arts, dammit.



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Advertisement: "Hiss In Vinegar"



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Advertisement: "Hiss In Vinegar".



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Cover Art: "Hiss In Vinegar".



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Cover art: "Music For Sophisticated Schizophrenics".



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Advertisement: "Slave To The Music".



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Advertisement: "Tattoos and Music".



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Advertisement: "Smell The Music".



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Advertisement: "Hiss In Vinegar".



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Fingers In The Forest



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Let The Tree Fall



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Papatate



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Son Of Dada Gada



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Prelude To A Russian Vulvectomy



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Fisto Fuck



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Fingers In The Forest



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Let The Tree Fall



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Papatate



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4/20 SALE! ONE DAY ONLY!
BUY ANY SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC RELEASE ON BANDCAMP 4 20% OFF!
CHECKOUT CODE: BANDKAMPF
sophisticatedschizophrenic.bandcamp.com



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Providence Firebird: Variation on "Final Hymn" from The Firebird (Stravinsky)



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Hurryin' Him



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Pubic Transportation



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Every Man And Every Woman Is A Star Market



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Guilt White Hip



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RIP, F'in Covid Breeder



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Pango Tango



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Sophistcated tApes Vol. 1 - Fresh experimental music, free download!




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Sophisticated tApes Vol. 1, a free download from Sophisticated Ape Radio, featuring tracks from JMS and other independent artists that might be cooler than you.
https://sophisticatedape.bandcamp.com/album/sophisticated-tapes-vol-1



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Bron-Yr-Aur Butt Baby (Radio Edit 2020 - excerpt), from the album Fingers In The Forest.
Hear the full track at http://jmsmig.bandcamp.com.



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Every Man And Every Woman Is A Star Market: new album coming in April.



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Making Modern Muzak. New album next year.




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SWISS LORRAINE
When I get the hunger
I pull you from cold storage
slide out the drawer and find you
lookin' good as porridge
I love the way that
your smell comes with age
That funky cheese aroma
puts me in a rage
Swiss Lorraine
I'm gonna eat you again
Bitin' down hard
but you won't feel the pain
Swiss Lorraine
I'm gonna eat you again
Spread it like a lover
all over the grain
Got your yellow holes
spread out on the table
Your baby's in the next room
thinkin' he's Clark Gable
Starin' in the mirror
mournin' his roots
tryin' on your makeup
and wearin' your boots
Swiss Lorraine
I'm gonna eat you again
Bitin' down hard
but you won't feel the pain
Swiss Lorraine
I'm gonna eat you again
Spread it like a lover
all over the grain
______________________________
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Swiss Lorraine. Free download on Bandcamp through Halloween.
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Redneck Reveille



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Behind the Barn Door, Pt. 1



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Hey Hey My My



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Powerhouse Bastard



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Assburger's Blues



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Communication Breakdown



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Doushebag Blues



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Dada Gada



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Fags Smile in Main Street



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Boston Batwanger



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Chic Sweat Digs



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The Lowdown



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Jam



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Jimmy Page Wannabe Blues



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Rain Song



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Priapus Rising



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Hare Gina



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Behind the Barn Door, Pt. 2



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Hurricane Leah (Entrance)




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Meditation No. 1



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Meditation No. 2



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Meditation No. 3



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Meditation No. 4



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Meditation No. 5



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Meditation No. 6



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Meditation No. 7, Pt. 1



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Meditation No. 7, Pt. 2



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Meditation No. 8



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Meditation No. 9



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Hurricane Leah (Exit)



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Zoot Allures



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Dog Meat



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Bebop Tango



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Peaches en Regalia



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Watermelon in Easter Hay



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Music ©℗2020 JMS / Sophisticated Schizophrenic.



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Patate




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Providence Firebird (sneak preview, preliminary mix). Bonus track exclusive to Bandcamp purchases of the single "RIP F'in Covid Breeder", otherwise unavailable until the next full album is released in April.




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Highway Jelly (2018 remaster)




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Fairy Lust (original version, 2018 remaster)




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J. M. Smig - Jimmy Page Wannabe Blues. Reposted after the original was flagged by a lonely virgin who probably still lives in his parents' basement.



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Jimmy Page Wannabe Blues



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Just for the hell of it, I recently submitted "Angie Gangbang" to a ReverbNation crowd review. This is the complete unedited report. An interesting variety of responses, especially the ones referring to the song as an instrumental. The fields after each review state whether the reviewer would listen again, the number of seconds they actually listened, and a score from 1-10. All typos were copied and pasted as is.
30M: For as simple as it is, the song is still pretty entertaining all around. The name is questionable, but the song is still pretty catchy and memorable.
Yes 63 8
40M: I didn't like this song, it sounded very amateur and blend. The mix was not good and the production was bad. They need a lot of work.
No 61 2
29M: I like how the song instrumental has an interestingly engaging sound with a very distinctive and also exotic touch to it as well, very likable.
Yes 78 10
49F: I like the background music and instrumentals its a catchy upbeat tune with a good beat and rhythm. Sounds like a song that would be played in a video game.
Yes 155 6
24F: I like the melody on this song. The guitar chords are played very well and it is mesmerizing. I like the vocals on this track.
Yes 38 9
33M: I like the song the beat is great the rhythm is great the instrumental is great the vocals are great the song is of good quality and production.
Yes 59 10
25F: I really like the beat of the song. It's soft and mellow and really draws you in. But there was a background noise at the beginning that was too squeaky for me.
No 35 3
34F: I thought the song was ok. The instrumentals and beat sounded good, but it felt a bit too repetitive for me.
No 82 5
43M: I'm not to sure about the title being an appropriate image for a country song. The intro is not very appealing and I really dont care for the rest of the song either.
No 151 1
30M: Instrumentals in the song are a bit strange along with the beat and rhythm of the track. Sound production could be better as well for the most part.
No 311
40M: Pretty interesting tune here. Lots of cool sounds for sure. I think this is definitely good for a movie.
No 90 6
41M: The beat was good but there where really no lyrics to speak of. So this is not something I would want to hear again.
No 187 4
35F: The song does not have much sense. The structure sounds out of rhythm with the voice, and the voice is whispering instead of singing. I am not sure this is could be called a song.
No 187 2
26M: The song has a cool and unique feel to it that I really enjoy. The high pitched bell in the intro was really harsh on my ears though.
No 32 5
36M: The song has a nice soft and relaxed feel to it. The melody is upbeat and energetic which keeps my interest. The beat adds depth and keeps the tempo steady.
Yes 60 7
31M: The song has decent vibe but the sound quality could be a little better and the tone could have gotten better faster as well.
No 33 5
24M: The song has some great oriental vibes to the mix here. It sounds calming and assuring the mix of the track here. It sounds like some Japan stuff to me.
No 30 5
44F: The sounds in this song were very irritating to listen to. They were way to sharp and I couldn't understand the lyrics at all. This song did not sound like country at all to me.
No 106 2
28F: This certainly didn't seem like a standard country song. It seemed to be entirely instrumental, and did not appeal to me personally. I think this was categorized in the wrong genre, but might appeal to someone wanting classical music.
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44F: This didn't really sound country to me. It was more of an EDM song, it was very odd, too fast to dance to and I didn't undersstand what message it was trying to convey because I couldn't understand the lyrics.
No 123 4
59F: This isnt a Country song and the title is a turn off. Its a instrumental or a EDM or electronica type song. Just too futuristic for me, hard to follow.
No 125 3
30F: This song has a very beautiful and heartfelt melody, it’s calming and relaxing, different and unique, I really loved listening to this song, awesome.
Yes 57 6
52F: This song is somewhat disgusting, the title and the lyrics. It will guarantee that the redneck audience will buy it up, make it a huge hit. Awful song.
No 82 1
44F: This song is way too tech and monotonous. The "lyrics" are terrible. I would never listen to this again. There is nothing positive I have to say about it.
No 159 1
41F: This was a strange song. The change was dramatic. It was interesting. The mood changed. I kinda liked it. A possible hit in my mind.
Yes 88 5



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James Don't Drive (instrumental pre-vocal mix)




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Little Drummer Boy (2016 remix)




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Farmer John (2016 remix)




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Don Ho Pie (2016 remix)



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Is anyone else having a problem uploading pictures?



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Ecstasy In Clubland (original version): 1st movement



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Ecstasy In Clubland (original version): 2nd movement



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Ecstasy In Clubland (original version): 3rd movement



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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Say hello to the new year.
Will you say goodbye
to the same old shit?
Will you trust your eye
just a little bit?
You know.
Say goodbye to your problems.
Say a little "hi"
to forgotten dreams,
to survivors of
demolished schemes
you know.
Look up high
to what you want.
Look down low
to what you know.
You can see it.
Now try to be it.
Hesitation's passé.
Just go.
Say hello to an old friend,
not the kind with the
scar and gout
but the kind that's
strung in tune, not out,
you know.
Say goodbye to Coco,
Mary, Al and Jesus.
I think nothing more
would please us.
Don't cha know?
Look up high
to what you want.
Look down low
to what you know.
You can see it.
Now try to be it.
Hesitation's passé.
Just go.
And all you need is heart
to play the part.
Happy New Year.
©2019 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC



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I KNOW WHAT YOUR DAD DID
I heard the word.
Your kid ain't the Third.
Your dad was doin' ya.
The kid is his junior.
I know what your dad did.
He fathered his own grandkid.
It ain't no fun
when your brother's your son.
How do you intoduce him
to everyone?
I know what your dad did.
He fathered his own grandkid.
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AMBIENTISM AND THE TASTE OF JISM
Welcome to the arcade
My name is David
I’ll be servicing you today
Please feed the machine
and we may proceed
You may close the door
and open the window
at no extra fee
I like the extra flavor
Very spicy
I take it you’re not a vegetarian
We’re having a special today
Your deposit gets you a free CD
Now Reverend Phil will absolve you
of your guilt for a nominal fee
©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC



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ANGIE GANGBANG
Angie was a Catholic whore
Four kids, two dads, maybe more
She specialized in growing grass
while her queer son aced in blowing ass
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
All her kids were fat and stoned
except her son, all skin and bone,
stuck on meds of every class
'cuz his cousin cummed in his ass
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
One day, they found Angie dead,
a pipe implanted in her head
It was the son who caused that gash,
stole her meds and stole her stash
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
The jury gave him twenty years
Now he's jailed with other queers
who've given him his new found fame
Allie Gangbang's his new name
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
Angie Gangbang
Like mother, like son
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BEBE LAVODKA
Puta
Puta Rubia
Yo yo yo
Your mama’s a ho
She's not a real blonde
and she showed me so
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GAY MARINE
Someone said
that you were gay
so you married your fag hag
the very next day
Yup, you’re gay
Yup, you’re gay
Yup, you’re gay
Gay marine
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GUYS WITH PIES
Guys with pies
are chicks in disguise,
absolutely nothing
between their thighs
Real men don't taste like fish!
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IT'S ONLY AVANT- GARDE THE FIRST TIME
You are Marcel DuChump
reading from the page
You are a bigger fag
than John fucking Cage
I saw that same old shit
yesterday
You are not original
You are just fucking gay
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ME TOO HORNY
Today, your name is Weinstein
Tomorrow, it'll be Fierstein
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too horny
You know you want it
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MICHAEL VERDUGO
They saw your flick
claimed it was sick
Michael Verdugo
You got fired
'cause they got a hard dick
Michael Verdugo
Even the governor
couldn't give you a pardon
To see you in uniform
gives him a hardon
Michael Verdugo
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PEPE'S REVENGE
You made fun of a gay waiter
You bought drugs at a gay bar
Of course you died
on Gay Pride Day,
you fucking retard
Putnam the gay baiter
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THE PRIEST CAME LAST
You say you were raped
but you came first
If that priest's a perv,
that makes you the worst
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RICKY LICKY LAPHAM
Cut off your dick
You raped a minor
Blow yourself
while they fuck your vagina
Don't blame the coke
You're a natural fail
Kill yourself
before you get out of jail
Die!
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RING AROUND THE DILDO
I met him in a bath house
He was doggy on a bed
He wanted me to fist him
but he had a big red
ring around the dildo
ring around the dildo
ring around the dildo
You might wanna check yourself there
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ODE TO J.
(April 9, 2018)
It's been a year
since we lost you.
Some would argue longer,
since the day
you handed the keys
to the just man and the wolf
who would proclaim you
guile in name
as well as in deed.
I waited thirty years
for the door to open,
to see the legend
and hear the magic
without dissipation
or disappointment.
I would hold a feast
in your honor
on Monkey Island
and the Big M
should lead the toast.
Farewell, John.
I don't know
how they found you;
maybe armed,
with a bottle
of rage or sadness,
but I hope you found
warmth and heaven
amidst the ghosts
of Chicago,
the Kings and heroes
of your youth,
as you were a hero to me.
Namahalo.
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