J. M. Smig - Composer - Rich Man, Poor Manners
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J. M. Smig - Composer
Rich Man, Poor Manners
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Ecstasy In Clubland (original version): 1st movement
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Ecstasy In Clubland (original version): 2nd movement
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HAPPY NEW YEAR Say hello to the new year. Will you say goodbye to the same old shit? Will you trust your eye just a little bit? You know. Say goodbye to your problems. Say a little "hi" to forgotten dreams, to survivors of demolished schemes you know. Look up high to what you want. Look down low to what you know. You can see it. Now try to be it. Hesitation's passé. Just go. Say hello to an old friend, not the kind with the scar and gout but the kind that's strung in tune, not out, you know. Say goodbye to Coco, Mary, Al and Jesus. I think nothing more would please us. Don't cha know? Look up high to what you want. Look down low to what you know. You can see it. Now try to be it. Hesitation's passé. Just go. And all you need is heart to play the part. Happy New Year. ©2019 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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I KNOW WHAT YOUR DAD DID I heard the word. Your kid ain't the Third. Your dad was doin' ya. The kid is his junior. I know what your dad did. He fathered his own grandkid. It ain't no fun when your brother's your son. How do you intoduce him to everyone? I know what your dad did. He fathered his own grandkid. ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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AMBIENTISM AND THE TASTE OF JISM Welcome to the arcade My name is David I’ll be servicing you today Please feed the machine and we may proceed You may close the door and open the window at no extra fee I like the extra flavor Very spicy I take it you’re not a vegetarian We’re having a special today Your deposit gets you a free CD Now Reverend Phil will absolve you of your guilt for a nominal fee ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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ANGIE GANGBANG Angie was a Catholic whore Four kids, two dads, maybe more She specialized in growing grass while her queer son aced in blowing ass Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang All her kids were fat and stoned except her son, all skin and bone, stuck on meds of every class 'cuz his cousin cummed in his ass Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang One day, they found Angie dead, a pipe implanted in her head It was the son who caused that gash, stole her meds and stole her stash Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang The jury gave him twenty years Now he's jailed with other queers who've given him his new found fame Allie Gangbang's his new name Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang Angie Gangbang Like mother, like son ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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BEBE LAVODKA Puta Puta Rubia Yo yo yo Your mama’s a ho She's not a real blonde and she showed me so ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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GAY MARINE Someone said that you were gay so you married your fag hag the very next day Yup, you’re gay Yup, you’re gay Yup, you’re gay Gay marine ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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GUYS WITH PIES Guys with pies are chicks in disguise, absolutely nothing between their thighs Real men don't taste like fish! ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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IT'S ONLY AVANT- GARDE THE FIRST TIME You are Marcel DuChump reading from the page You are a bigger fag than John fucking Cage I saw that same old shit yesterday You are not original You are just fucking gay ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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ME TOO HORNY Today, your name is Weinstein Tomorrow, it'll be Fierstein Me too Me too Me too Me too Me too horny You know you want it ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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MICHAEL VERDUGO They saw your flick claimed it was sick Michael Verdugo You got fired 'cause they got a hard dick Michael Verdugo Even the governor couldn't give you a pardon To see you in uniform gives him a hardon Michael Verdugo ------------------------------ ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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PEPE'S REVENGE You made fun of a gay waiter You bought drugs at a gay bar Of course you died on Gay Pride Day, you fucking retard Putnam the gay baiter ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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THE PRIEST CAME LAST You say you were raped but you came first If that priest's a perv, that makes you the worst ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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RICKY LICKY LAPHAM Cut off your dick You raped a minor Blow yourself while they fuck your vagina Don't blame the coke You're a natural fail Kill yourself before you get out of jail Die! ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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RING AROUND THE DILDO I met him in a bath house He was doggy on a bed He wanted me to fist him but he had a big red ring around the dildo ring around the dildo ring around the dildo You might wanna check yourself there ©2018 J. M. SMIG / SOPHISTICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC
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ODE TO J. (April 9, 2018) It's been a year since we lost you. Some would argue longer, since the day you handed the keys to the just man and the wolf who would proclaim you guile in name as well as in deed. I waited thirty years for the door to open, to see the legend and hear the magic without dissipation or disappointment. I would hold a feast in your honor on Monkey Island and the Big M should lead the toast. Farewell, John. I don't know how they found you; maybe armed, with a bottle of rage or sadness, but I hope you found warmth and heaven amidst the ghosts of Chicago, the Kings and heroes of your youth, as you were a hero to me. Namahalo. --------------------- ©℗ 2018 J. M. Smig / Sophisticated Schizophrenic.
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SNAPPER CRAPPER (AKA CRAPPER DELIGHT) It’s the end of the night. You’re at the end of the bar. You’re both drunk and lonely and you get in her car. She fed you some wine and a little cognac and the next thing she knows, you’re sniffin’ round her back and she says, “What do you think you’re doin’?” You say, “Come on baby. Don’t let this night go to ruin. “You know what I want. You know that you want the same. Don’t you be sayin’ that line. Don’t you be playin’ that game.” CHORUS: You gotta go down on her snapper while you’re diggin’ her crapper. Go down on her snapper while you’re diggin’ her crapper. Go down on her snapper while you’re diggin’ her crapper. Go down on her snapper while you’re diggin’ her crapper. You’re both half-dressed and you’re both half-cocked and the window is open. They can hear you down the block. You call her Jane but her name is Jill. You rub it with your thumb and ask if she’s on the pill. You get off the pants and the panties, too. You pull them down with your teeth and she laughs at you. When she’s not looking, you sniff the lace then you grab her by the hips and pull her to your face. (CHORUS) Red wings, brown wings. You just don’t care as long as she’s got it sticking up in the air. You want to give her a ram, you’ve got to give her a ream. You’ve got to build up the cream. You’ve got to make her scream. So you’re getting her going and she’s grinding and bucking. She’s says she’s getting there and you’re not even fucking. You want to get her ready to feed her the beef because you think you’re so big that you’ll make her queef. (CHORUS) You’re both going down hard and it’s feeling real pleasant. Then with a wink of her eye, she gives you a present. (CHORUS) and around and around… -------------------------- © 2017 J. M. Smig / Sophisticated Schizophrenic.
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RAT THE NEWT Rat's a little, little slick, little slick newt. Lives in a cave sittin' under a boot. Lives in a cave and waits for the flood 'cuz little slick newts like to play in the mud. Havin' mud fights with his friend Mister Fly, Pullin' him down and gettin' mud in his eye. Rat's a little, little slick, little slick newt. Lives in a cave sittin' under a boot. Swimmin' in the mud, Rat met a fish who told him to kiss her and make a wish. Rat put his nose and his tail in the air and said "Get lost, fish. I don't really care." Rat hit the fish with a willow reed. He hit her so hard that she started to bleed. Rat's a little, little slick, little slick newt. Lives in a cave sittin' under a boot. Rat's a little, little slick, little slick newt. Lives in a cave sittin' under a boot. He don't like fish but he likes the mud and swimmin' in and out when it mix with the blood. Rat's a little, little slick, little slick newt. Lives in a cave sittin' under a boot. --------------------------- ©2016 J. M. Smig / Sophisticated Schizophrenic
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JAMES DON'T DRIVE It had been a bad day in court for James. He had spent the day defending his client, a Russian resident alien who was in the country on a student visa but got popped for selling his ass and an 8-ball of coke to an undercover cop in a Providence bath house. The case against his client appeared to be hermetically sealed and made of solid steel. The bath house had a security video with an image so clear that the jury could see the points of the Russian hammers and sickles tattooed on each of his client's butt cheeks. James attempted to get the charge dismissed on grounds of entrapment, arguing that the cop came first, but in the amount of time that it would take a one-legged man to put on a pair of pants, the jury came back with a guilty verdict. James drove to his regular watering hole and was now drinking frozen mudslides like McDonald's shakes. Frank the bartender, a tall Sicilian with frog lips that could suck the husk off a coconut, poured another one as James sat back in his chair and attempted to balance his miniature spoon keychain on the arc of his distended stomach. James' client, who had also been his primary dealer, hadn't yet paid him anything beyond his retainer before being whisked away to a detention facility to await deportation. It looked like the rent was going to be late again. James heard the door open and his nose was assaulted by patchouli and mothballs. His neck creaked as he rotated his head. It was the dancing fool. The dancing fool was a middle-aged art school dropout and a registered sex offender of an undisclosed nature. He had a hairline like St. Francis that he attempted to hide by growing his hair to his feet and tying it back like a samurai. He never bought a drink but would gravitate to the open floor in the middle of the bar and just dance and dance and dance, twirling and jerking like a ballerina on blotter acid until Frank would get fed up and give him a choice between hitting the bar or hitting the road. The only reason that he was allowed in the bar at all was because he usually had a delivery for one of the regulars. The dancing fool made a living as a runner for Little Vinnie and a couple of the other local hoods. He also made extra money selling drawings of boy scouts to a retired army sergeant who worked as a counselor at the YMCA day camp and always insisted that the boys be drawn with Japanese eyes. The dancing fool grooved to the jukebox as he shuffled toward James like Michael Jackson moonwalking in reverse. this time, he had a delivery for James. The two of them went into the mens room and crammed into a stall. While an unemployed actor serviced a Marine in the adjacent stall, James dipped his pinky into the small bag of powder and put it to his tongue. There was so much baking powder cut into it that he could use it to make pancakes. He pulled out his cell phone and called Little Vinnie. He had paid up front and wanted his money back. Little Vinnie wasn't picking up. No matter. He had done enough pro bono work for Vinnie's family in the past to know where to find him. He knew that this was the night that Vinnie was running illegal duck fights in the back of his body shop. As James drove to the body shop, he called Scott, his backup dealer. “Sorry, dude. No dice.” Scott proceeded to explain that Vinnie was giving hot food stamps to all the Mexican kids in the neighborhood in exchange for shoplifting all the baking powder in town. The law of supply and demand was forcing the other dealers to sell it pure at cut price, depleting inventories faster than normal. “Can i interest you in some nice homegrown Purple Urkel instead?" From the unlocked rear entrance to the body shop, James could hear quacks and cheering. A crowd of old men and gangbangers stood in a circle goading two malnourished ducks with razor blades taped to their bills. James saw Vinnie in the corner and put a gun to his head. Vinnie laughed and called his bluff. Before Little Vinnie could call his goons, James pushed his way through the crowd and scooped up one of the ducks. He made a mad dash for the door, Vinnie’s goons following him in hot pursuit, but he held them back by swinging the duck like a machete. James escaped, peeling out of the parking lot like a snake out of old skin. He knew what he would do. He would hide the duck and hold it for ransom. But he needed a place to hide the duck. He knew the perfect place. He couldn't think of a better place than his mother's house. His mother worked for the Archdiocese. Little Vinnie wouldn't dare cross the church. James drove to the house and used the spare key hidden under the porch Madonna to let himself in. His mother was in the kitchen making dinner. James flopped down on one of the chairs at the kitchen table, dripping blood and sweat. As his mother turned around in surprise, he noticed that there were two plates set. He didn't think that she was expecting him. “This isn't for you. I have a new boyfriend and he's coming for dinner. He's gonna be here any minute.” Just then, the doorbell rang. “That must be him." As his mother went to answer the door, James' nerves began to unravel like the waxed line of a broken fishing rod as he stared at the dead duck hanging limp by its neck from his closed fist. On the way in, he had managed to rip the blade off of the duck's bill but barely realized that he had snapped its neck in the process. His leverage was gone. The sweat froze in place on his face as he heard a click and felt a gun press against the back of his head. “You killed my duck." He turned to see Little Vinnie scowling at him as he aimed the gun at his face. His mother casually walked back into the kitchen and drained the pasta that had been boiling on the stove. "Vinnie, why is he still alive? Didn't you cut it with rat poison like i asked? James, you ain't gonna drive me crazy no more!" Now James don’t drive ‘cuz James can’t drive. James can’t drive ‘cuz James ain’t alive. So be careful who you cross ’n don’t be dumb ‘cuz you never know who might be bangin’ your mom. Motherfucker! ------------------------------------- ©2015 J. M. Smig / Sophisticated Schizophrenic.
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Ecstasy In Clubland (excerpt) - From the original guitar quartet version of "Ecstasy In Clubland" on Sit On A Single, a compilation of discontinued singles and EPs.
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RIP F'in Covid Breeder
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Providence Firebird (mono demo).
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Toolingayoni No. 2
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Francis The Sinner
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Little Sitars
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Uncle Al's Kitchen
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Toolingayoni No. 1
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Du Et
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James Don't Drive
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Technocrap / Arnold's Asshole
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Let's Move To Finland
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Dark And Stormy Waltz
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MIDI Life Crisis
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Foreign, Sick, and Counting
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Sic Puppy
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Dance of the Volunteers
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Niggun Lover
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Fawke the Pope
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Every Sperm Is Sacred
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Lullaby No. 1 in A Major
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Lullaby No. 2 in C Major
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Lullaby No. 4 in B Locrian (Transatlantic)
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Rat the Newt
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In My Heart There's a Star Named After You
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Lullaby No. 3 in B Phrygian (In Memory Of Ernst J. Gunther Röhm)
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Kwanzaa Lady
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Ho Ho Mo! It's that time of year again: "Massive Elves" b/w "Kwanzaa Lady" on Bandcamp, both available on most streaming services. FREE PROMO DOWNLOADS while they last. PIck a code, any code. First come, first serve. jmsmig.bandcamp.com
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Zoot Allures (mono reduction)
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Dog Meat (mono reduction)
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Bebop Tango (mono reduction)
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Peaches En Regalia (mono reduction)
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Watermelon In Easter Hay (mono reduction)
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Happy New Year
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Julie's Hard Bumblebee
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Cacadoowee Waltz
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Apocalyptic Sunset at Harvard
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Santa's Last Buzz
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Vertex Seating
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Cobalt Blood Elegy
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Salid Bun
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Alpha Top 'Buse
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Vertex Seating
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Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard & Unsmigitated Audacity: 2 new albums arriving 10/12. Special cheap prick pre-order price of $1. Even more cheap prickery: FREE DOWNLOADS remaining for the Bandcamp catalog. #YumCodes are listed on album pages. Eat 'em and file! http://jmsmig.bandcamp.com
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CDW Waltz (demo from the forthcoming release Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard. Pre-order at jmsmig.bandcamp.com.
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New Year's Eve (demo)
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Apocalyptic Sunset At Harvard (demo)
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Julie's Hard Bumblebee. Demo from a work in progress. jmsmig.bandcamp.com
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Peaches En Regalia (revised mix). Listen/download at jmsmig.bandcamp.com Revised mix available soon at MP3 retailers and streaming services.
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HFBRRK wherever your energy may be.
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Peaches en Regalia (Full version)
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Peaches En Regalia: now available at jmsmig.bandcamp.com. Available soon at all retailers and streaming services...except Apple. No iTunes for you. Full size ears recommended for best listening.
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Peaches En Regalia (Preliminary mix). Retail single pending final mix & legal clearance. Stream at jmsmig.bandcamp.com
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Apocalyptic Sunset at Harvard: New music under construction. Video filmed at the overpass by Harvard Stadium, August 1, 2019.
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Rainbow Bridge: Time lapse video of the MBTA train bridge underpass, Central Square, Lynn, Massachusetts, July 29, 2019. Music: "Seepage (Genitalia)". Hear the current full revision at jmsmig.bandcamp.com.
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"Seepage (Genitalia)": promo video for the upcoming album Unsmigitated Audacity. Work in progress. Check jmsmig.bandcamp.com for revisions.
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Seepage (Genitalia): Another preview from the forthcoming release "Unsmigitated Audacity". More info at jmsmig.bandcamp.com
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Shebop Mango: another preview from the secret project "UA",
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Bron-Yr-Aur Butt Baby
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Son of Dada Gada
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Dog Meat
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Dog / Meat
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Watermelon In Keister Gay - Sonic sketch from a secret project under construction.
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Clarinet Cornhole
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Throwing Out Love Notes (Remastered)
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Fill Up Yer Glass (Remastered)
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The Reincarnation of Lapper Teatmore (Remastered)
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Emission Nocturne (2018 Revision)
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